worldofwarcraft: Cat Druid Abilities
Mooch: The Druid tilts his head at the target and purrs adorably, causing the target to take temporary leave of their senses and offer the Druid a treat, consisting of buff food, an amusing flavor item or a few coins.
Underfoot Antics: The Druid appears from stealth beneath the target’s feet, disorienting them for five seconds as they try to avoid a barrage of foot-pouncing, ankle-swiping and shin-nuzzling.
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