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Speaking to a small conglomerate of various Alliance representatives, Mekkatorque pointed out that the time to strike is now. After all, Thermaplugg has eluded death for years to keep his reign over Gnomeregan; and with the fall of the Lich King, the last great threat to the citizens of Azeroth, the chance of any cataclysmic event taking place in the foreseeable future is "less than 12.7%," Mekkatorque's leading combat medical advisor Doc Cogspin purported


That paragraph is also composed almost entirely of WIN. Someone at Blizzard is having a great deal of fun…

Totally made up rumour time: That percentage is, in fact, a coded message that the release date for Cataclysm is the 12th of July… 😉

I should have paid more attention to the Armory when I was grabbing screenies for my last post, because I just noticed this:

Cheesed?????? How dare they. Oh, well. At least they're not accusing me of being a Ninja.

Why, I oughta…

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UPDATE: OMG It's even worse:

They're accusing me of doing it for GOLD. The shame!