So, I did my fishing daily this morning, like a good little Night Elf, and in Marcia's sack, I got a steamy romance novel.
Rather than just vendoring it and moving on, I sat down to read it, and was quite swept away by the tale of rather, um, violent passion between a gnome warlock and a human paladin. But just as it was getting good…
That's two expansions away.
I'm just going to have to make up the rest in my own deviant little mind... };-)