You know what? I'm so completely out of touch that I missed the launch of the Wrath of the Lich King cinematic. Here it is:
Join me after the jump for analysis and revelations...
OK. Here we goâ¦
The Lich King. In metal armour. On a Frozen Throne. We all know what that means, don't we?
No wonder the poor guy is so grumpy.
Now, we can learn two important things from this:
- Arthas has stepped in a yeti. He should watch where he's going
- There will be snow in Northrend! OMG SPOILER!
Snow Angels: UR Doing It Wrong.
Uh, no Arthas. We don't want to see what you've got under your cloak.
Put it away. You're just being smutty.
Word of advice, me old Lich King mucker: catching snowflakes is much more fun if done on your tongue. Really, try it.
[Pantomime Voice] It's BEHIND you!
Is it me, or did anyone else think "must equip my Argent Dawn trinket" when you saw these guys?
And lastly, the great mystery of the new expansion: How does he shave under that helmet? Maybe that's why they're adding barber shopsâ¦