The Trees Sing Protest Songs

Reader mail! Hurrah!

Athineea writes:

I was thinking a fun challenge for your blog would be to submit alternate lyrics for "The Trees" by Rush.  (Am I dating myself a little there?)

Just a little! But I'm an oldie, too!

Here's the original for the young whippersnappers, around here:

And, after the cut, Athineea's new lyrics...

There is unrest in the arena,
There is trouble with 2s and 3s,
For the dps-ers want more kills
and the druids ignore their pleas.

The trouble with these oponents,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say druids are over powered
And the can hot up all the night.
But the trees can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why these killers
can't be happy in their shade.

There is trouble in the forums,
And the posts have bled and bled,
As the others scream "Oppression!"
And the trees just shake their heads.

So the protestors formed a union
and demanded nerf on nerf.
"The trees are over powered;
We will make them hit the turf."
Now on public test realm 2.4,
Where they've thrown a lifebloom nerf,
And the raiders will heal less now,
And the pvp'ers more!

Anyone up to singing it, so we can put it to video?