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Making the World of Warcraft more trivial, one post at a time…

So, we’ve been granted another glimpse into Northrend and, in particular, the Tuskarr:

Tuskarr

Looking at that picture, only one thing springs to my mind:

How do they kiss?

Can you imagine all the tusk-related tangles during moments of Tuskarr passion? Frightening.

This bothers me…

Update: Nightravyn has more details on the Tuskarr/Kissing problem…

  • Presumably they just hold hands, and give each other tender courting gifts involving cunningly-presented fish.

  • But…but…but…where do they baby Tuskarrs come from?

  • The babies come from the darkest night of the year where everyone of them gets ripped on vodka and the next day all say “What happens on the ice floe, stays on the ice floe…”

  • Why, they kiss by rubbing noses! The making babies part… I’m not so sure about.

  • Of course its by rubbing noses! Can’t you just see it? Too cute!